A Farcical
- "IITian nahi to kam se kam engineer to honi hi chahiye."
- "dekhne mein sundar to ho; figure to thoda accha ho. koi dekhe to tareef to kare ki kitni acchi dikhti hai ladki."
- "Business families mein koi padhai-likhai par dhayaan to deta nahi hai.. unke bacche bhi sab aise hi bewakoof hote hai."
- "dilli, bumbai ki ladkiya sab aisi hi hoti hai.. kal kisi aur ke saath, aaj tere saath, parso kisi aur ke saath hogi. hum rooz dekhte hai ladkiyon ko yaha par, kaise aage peeche ghoomti rehti hai ladko ko phasane ke liye; aur ladke bewakoof hote hai, kuch smajhte nahi hai."
- "B.Com bhi koi degree hoti hai kya?.. aur ghar baithe to koi gadha bhi MBA kar leta hai. in sab degrees ki koi value nahi hoti."
- "obesity ke karan old age mein kitni bimariya hoti hai tumhe pata nahi hai.. high cholesterol, heart problems, high blood pressure, etc... puri life bus bimariyon ka illaj hi karwate rehna, tab pata chalega."
- "obesity aur yeh sab health problems future generations ko bhi pass over ho sakti hai!"
- "ho sakta hai apne baare mein sab jhoot bol rahi ho... tujhe kya pata woh wahi hai jo bol rahi hai... accha khasa bewakoof IITian ladka mil gaya to koi ladki chodti hai kya?"
- "ho bhi sakta hai woh aur uske parents, sab mil kar yeh plot kar rahe ho... making you believe all that so that you develop sympathy for her.. unhe to accha bhadiya IITian ladka mil raha hai."
- "looks, money, degree yeh sab bhi matter karta hai. pyar-vyar kuch nahi hota. saath rehne lag jao to kuch time mein kutte se bhi pyar ho jaata hai."
- "hum bhi is age se gujar chuke hai. tujhse zyada humne duniya dekhi hai. thode time baad sab bhool jaate hai. yeh sab timepass hota hai. koi kisi ko yaad nahi rakhta."
- "we always trusted in you soo much. this is such a breach of our faith in you."
Labels: personal
posted by Ashish Gupta at
7/14/2006 10:07:00 AM
26 Comments:
awww!
What are all these??..stuff uv had to listen to???????
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Ekta, at Friday, July 14, 2006 11:20:00 AM
:| What to say coz I know all this happen and u cannot Avoid them.
Wish you all the luck and our best wishes will always with you
~preeti and Sachin
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The Bhandari's, at Friday, July 14, 2006 12:03:00 PM
arre yeh sab kya hai??
Tum shaadi karne wale ho kya??
Inspite of reading all my posts abt marriage!!
Sigh...some people just dont learn!
By
Anand, at Friday, July 14, 2006 12:52:00 PM
may god bless u ashish!!
you are surrounded with all theses WONDERFUL theories for happy/successful married life!!!
all the best!
By
rachana, at Friday, July 14, 2006 2:29:00 PM
Hmmm... can smell a typical baniya family, or for that matter perhaps any family!
I find all these concerns totally illogical, rather devote time and energy to find out how the person is by nature, coz it's the soul that one has to live with and not the body!
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Niedhie, at Saturday, July 15, 2006 9:50:00 PM
Aww .. lol! Must be terrible if you are made to hear all this flimsy stuff in a serious tone. There are few versions from the "other" side too ..as in from the kids side .. even if you marry against their wishes sooner or later they would accept the bride/groom. Well yes generally .. don't they? But most parents are better when it comes to blackmailing ..akhir woh humaare bhi baap hain :D
By
aria, at Sunday, July 16, 2006 10:42:00 AM
stuph tht v get 2 listen everyday... very well put...
By
VIZAG - Youth For Equality, at Saturday, July 22, 2006 1:14:00 PM
hmm... gud one.. same dialogues.. keep repeating...
By
Pritika Gupta, at Wednesday, July 26, 2006 5:57:00 PM
*yawn*..do ppl actually heed to these filmi dialogues...inhe toh ek kaan se sunkar doosre kaan se bahar karne chahiye ;p
btw...im bakkk :)will catch up wth u soon
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Pri, at Wednesday, July 26, 2006 10:50:00 PM
mmm... kya bolu????
good luck!!!
*smiles*
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faith, at Monday, July 31, 2006 6:45:00 AM
Straight out of a mega soap! And too much of bollywood products!
By
anumita, at Wednesday, August 02, 2006 7:33:00 PM
where have you disappeared?
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anumita, at Wednesday, August 02, 2006 7:34:00 PM
god! it must be really difficult to listen to all these things!!!!!!
By
ketki, at Sunday, August 13, 2006 9:57:00 AM
LOL:)
I TOTALLY AGREE
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dharmu, at Wednesday, August 23, 2006 1:26:00 AM
They are funny but unfortunately so common.
Some of these are common enough to qualify for cliches. :)
Good luck.
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Shreyansh, at Wednesday, August 30, 2006 5:32:00 PM
'...unke bacche bhi sab aise hi bewakoof hote hai"
the way it was put made me lol...the other stuff was fine,but didnt get the obesity part of it beech mein.. :O
By
Di, at Monday, September 25, 2006 2:36:00 PM
irritiating. :(
for me, every day is a fight against these unfair and unjust rules that god knows who made and all of us r forced to follow
By
Anonymous, at Monday, September 25, 2006 4:07:00 PM
ashish, in response to your email....I meant professionally and personally, my mission is to break these nonsensical rules and societal norms that are not only unjust and unfair, but also ridiculously stupid!
By
Anonymous, at Tuesday, September 26, 2006 1:19:00 PM
hey
where r u?..no update!
am back...just dropped in to say hi!
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Ekta, at Wednesday, October 11, 2006 1:24:00 PM
Oh i guess all IITians have to hear that...now i got it..im kinda surrounded by many of them..and shit they all hear this..:D
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Saira, at Friday, October 13, 2006 11:31:00 AM
heyy im bakk...n u r tagged!:p...its bout time u posted !:-/
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Pri, at Monday, October 16, 2006 5:03:00 PM
Ages since u posted..... come back... write more and keep us entertained lik u always do :)
By
Canary, at Wednesday, October 25, 2006 1:03:00 PM
...... yeh kya hai???? main kahan hoon?????? ;-)
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Preeti, at Wednesday, November 01, 2006 6:15:00 PM
Sorry people for not ever replying to your comments, but I have my better reasons for not doing so.
Just that I hate to pass judgements about people, form opinions about them - cannot do that 'coz ppl keep changing - I don't want to pen down my opinions making them static.
More so I believe no one is ever wrong - everyone is right in their own places. So not even my parents are :|
Hence no specific comments from my side. Though general talk is welcome :)
By
Ashish Gupta, at Monday, November 13, 2006 7:31:00 PM
Yeh kyaa hai? lol pagla!!
By
Sugababee, at Tuesday, November 21, 2006 9:54:00 AM
@Ms. Anonymous: tch tch, poor u! u missed the whole point of the bloody post #-o
By
Ashish Gupta, at Friday, May 18, 2007 9:33:00 PM
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